![]() 05/04/2017 at 09:03 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
UPDATE: Odyssey. I’d love to see on irl in that color.
From this bizarre !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! article
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Blend of Odyessy, Mazda5 and Grand Caravan.
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Nissan Stagea?
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Something about the phrase “sending your kids to Tae Kwon Do so you can have sex” has ruined sex for me forever. I’m not even married, and I don’t have any children who have been able to track me down, but it’s still ruined sex for me. Not to shame you Oppo parents or anything, but ew.
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Looks like it might just be.
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I’m gonna go with 05ish Odyssey:
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As a parent ... the struggle is real. I’d also advise against actually reading that article.
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Yup, I agree.
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We just stay up late and night and drink a lot. It’s pretty much the same thing single people do, but it’s a sure thing.
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I think I see that tailgate over 100x a day. I’m tempted to compete with Uber using nothing but the unused space in large vans and SUVs while the kids are at school. Like a Mexican “colectivo” or something. Two bucks, anywhere you want to go, as long as it’s the grocery store or park.
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That’s bad, but it’s far from the worst thing in that article. CalzoneGolem is right - unless you’re already married with kids *AND* your relationship is rooted in all of the traditional gender stereotypes, it’s a terrible read.
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100% sexist drivel - but it’s “ok” because it’s calling men lazy clueless idiots and not women.
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Your privilege is showing.
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I bet you like that you dirty boy you. Shall I show a little more?
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OK, I read that, and for a brief second, I thought, “wat?”, then laughed out loud (the real kind not LOL).
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Glad to help.
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Only when you have children will you fully understand. The trick is finding a time when you are both alone AND awake.
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The much harder struggle for me is finding time to mow the lawn, wax the car, etc. The entire concept of multi-hour projects went away as soon as our first kid turned 1. Now all of life is made up of 10-20 minutes of tasks at a time.
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Now that my boys are older and all at school, I have plenty of time for those sorts of tasks, but I spend most of my time writing about airplanes.
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This is sooo true. Now, it seems like any project over 20 minutes requires a week of planning our schedules out so one of us can actually complete the project.
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I have to get up at 6am on Saturday to do something like “change the oil” now. At least with my son being 6, he can get a little more involved, but still tends to wander away at the most crucial (or dirty) parts of any job.